{"product_id":"coffee-first-talk-later-sign-grumpy-frenchie-wall-plaque-french-bulldog-coffee-decor-funny-kitchen-wall-art-dog-lover-gift","title":"Coffee First Talk Later Sign | Grumpy Frenchie Wall Plaque | French Bulldog Coffee Decor | Funny Kitchen Wall Art | Dog Lover Gift","description":"\u003cp\u003eDon't talk to him until he's finished his coffee — and he means it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThis French Bulldog \"Coffee First, Talk Later\" wall plaque features a grumpy Frenchie in a cozy bathrobe, both paws wrapped tightly around an oversized mug, eyes half shut, absolutely not ready for conversation. The raised vintage border frames the message perfectly — \"Coffee First\" across the top, \"Talk Later\" along the bottom — in bold antique lettering that means business.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eHand finished in rich antique gold with deep black shadow recesses that bring out every robe fold, every furrowed brow, and every detail of that well-earned mug. Square plaque format with an ornate raised border — looks great in a kitchen, coffee station, home office, or anywhere mornings happen.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e✦ WHAT YOU GET\u003cbr\u003e\n- One (1) Coffee First Talk Later French Bulldog wall plaque\u003cbr\u003e\n- Ready to hang — keyhole mount on back\u003cbr\u003e\n- Antique gold hand finished with dark bronze shadow accents\u003cbr\u003e\n- Lightweight and durable\u003cbr\u003e\n- Ships in protective packaging from Southern California\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e✦ DIMENSIONS\u003cbr\u003e\nApproximately 9\" W × 9\" H × 3\" D\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e✦ PERFECT FOR\u003cbr\u003e\n- Kitchen, coffee station, or breakfast nook\u003cbr\u003e\n- Home office or work from home space\u003cbr\u003e\n- Bedroom or entryway\u003cbr\u003e\n- Anywhere mornings are taken seriously\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e✦ MAKES A GREAT GIFT FOR\u003cbr\u003e\n- Coffee lovers and caffeine enthusiasts\u003cbr\u003e\n- French Bulldog owners and fans\u003cbr\u003e\n- Anyone who is emphatically not a morning person\u003cbr\u003e\n- Housewarming, birthday, or Mother's Day gift\u003cbr\u003e\n- The coworker, friend, or family member who runs on coffee\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eEach piece is hand finished in Southern California. Slight variations in gold tone are natural and add to the vintage character.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eProcessing time 1–3 business days.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"BuiltForLess","offers":[{"title":"Hand Painted Gold","offer_id":44249601671233,"sku":null,"price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black","offer_id":44249601704001,"sku":null,"price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0708\/9985\/9521\/files\/il_fullxfull.7803947208_c7qh.jpg?v=1784836010","url":"https:\/\/mcclainrelics3d.com\/products\/coffee-first-talk-later-sign-grumpy-frenchie-wall-plaque-french-bulldog-coffee-decor-funny-kitchen-wall-art-dog-lover-gift","provider":"McClainRelics3D","version":"1.0","type":"link"}